somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
