So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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