ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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