Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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