Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
