we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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