NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i need some magic done to my vagina
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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