i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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