can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I enjoy the company of your penis
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
dude. I can hear the air.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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