Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just blew my weed a kiss
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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