TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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