Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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