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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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