I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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