I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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