ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
