i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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