Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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