with your own penis?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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