I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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