Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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