Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We talked him into tasing himself.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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