Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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