Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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