Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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