I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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