he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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