I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just want to make out with him forever
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize