Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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