i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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