You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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