I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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