Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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