Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The adults are the big ones right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
