it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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