hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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