watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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