are you still at the devil's house?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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