Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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