Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
