Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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