I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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