i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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