I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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