I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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