Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I want you more than these girls want KFC
worst night to have a conscience
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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