thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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