Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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