after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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