why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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