I only kidnapped one of them. chill
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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