Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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