She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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