The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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