Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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