You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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