you guys were way drunker than both of me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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